Monday, November 10, 2008

A Handy Quiz

Parents of infant children, take the following quiz to determine how much sleep you can anticipate tonight. Begin with the pipe dream: 12 hours straight.

Has a new tooth: subtract 2 hours
Took Baby Tylenol: add 15 minutes
Just learned how to roll onto belly: subtract 30 minutes (5 minutes at a time to help flip baby onto back)
Just learned how to roll backwards and forward: subtract 3 hours
Has a new fun sound: subtract 45 minutes
Has a full belly: add 1 hour
Has a grumpy belly: subtract 2 hours

Our tally last night:
Bedtime: 7:30 a.m.
Number of wake-ups: 3
Fausto's idea of morning: 3:00 a.m.

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